Table of Contents
- Why Magic Mushrooms?
- Mushrooms vs. THC
- Magic Mushroom Gummies
- Sour Cherry Magic Mushroom Gummies ($34.99)
- Juicy Mango Magic Mushroom Gummies ($34.99)
- Magic Mushroom Chocolate
- Chocolate Crunch Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar ($34.99)
- Fruity Cereal Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar ($34.99)
- Magic Mushroom Vape Pens
- Blue Jello Magic Mushroom Vape Pen ($54.99)
- Apple Tart Magic Mushroom Vape Pen ($54.99)
- Magic Mushroom Syrups
- Galaxy Grape Magic Mushroom Syrup ($49.99)
- Marvelous Mushroom Madness!
Alright, let’s all be honest: there’s one thing everyone’s hesitant to slap on their holiday gift lists. Maybe it’s out of fear of judgment, lack of access, or a shortage of cool friends who’d buy you what you actually want this holiday season: magic mushroom products. Come on, it’s 2024. Gone are the days of gift-wrapped socks, shoddy air-fryers, and non-stick kitchenware. We might be adults now, but that shouldn’t stop us from unwrapping what we really want: fun-fueled festivities!
In this article, we’re gonna show you how to give your friends and family all the holiday cheer they can handle, thanks to our wide range of magic mushroom products. Plus, we’ll help you shop for the most important person on your list (that’s you!).
But, first off, why in the world would you give your friends the gift of magic mushrooms? (Well, the real question is: why wouldn’t you?)
Why Magic Mushrooms?
Our magic mushroom products, from our gummies to our syrups to our chocolates and vapes, use a legal blend of mushroom extracts to deliver a range of psychoactive effects—effects that splash from your mind to your body.
All of our magic mushroom products carry the same funky, fresh formula of legal mushroom extracts. So, they all deliver the same type of mind-bending effects, encapsulated by natural fruit flavors. But how do these effects compare to the original holiday cheer meister, THC?
Mushrooms vs. THC
Alongside our magic mushroom marvels, THC products can also wrap your season in electric feels. These products can help your friends dive deep into all that festive holly jolly. But which one makes the better gift?
Well, that kinda depends on who’s on the other side of the wrapping paper. Does your friend like getting baked, buttered, and extra crispy (sunny-side up)? Or would they prefer a less cerebral, more body-buzzing romp with tinsel-coated euphoria? Many agree that our mushroom products feel more relaxing, less brain-heavy, while our THC vapes, gummies, and syrups can really help your mind sink into a big ole bowl of holiday cheer.
So, keep your peeps in mind when you’re shopping. Consider their preferences, their tastes, their ideal experiences, yadda yadda yadda. Or, throw a shot in the dark and kick their holiday season off with an absolute banger by getting ’em a gift our customers can’t get enough of (seriously, y’all blow through our stock so ******* fast!).
Magic Mushroom Gummies
Chewy, fruity, and deliciously divine, our magic mushroom gummies come with a premeasured dose of legal mushroom extract, designed to envelop your body in a blanket of bliss. We have eight delicious flavors, including two of our most popular!
Sour Cherry Magic Mushroom Gummies ($34.99)
Lip-puckerin’ mind-meltin’ madness, our Sour Cherry Magic Mushroom Gummies carry the same formula of legal mushroom extracts as our full collection of shroom products, but these chews wrap the tongue in a flavorful knockout of sour-then-sweet cherry extravaganza.
Juicy Mango Magic Mushroom Gummies ($34.99)
Or, give your friends the gift of seriously delicious mango flavors (with a serious helping of euphoria), thanks to our Juicy Mango Magic Mushroom Gummies. Like our other shroom gummies, these mushroom marvels make it easy to microdose a li’l holiday magic and stash easily at the top of any stocking!
Magic Mushroom Chocolate
For too long, Big Chocolate has commandeered the holiday season with subpar, kitschy cocoa bars. Nah, this year, we’re taking back chocolate bars from the stalwarts and adding a li’l extra somethin’ to them. Our magic mushroom chocolate bars deliver all the funky, fresh feels of our mushroom formula, packed inside ooey-gooey chocolate goodness—the perfect combo to sponsor any holiday shenanigans!
Chocolate Crunch Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar ($34.99)
Our Chocolate Crunch Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar breaks apart with a satisfying crisp and peppers the mind and body with a strong cerebral swirl. Snag these for all your friends to enjoy a classic milk chocolate bar with seriously fun effects.
Fruity Cereal Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar ($34.99)
Or, go for a white chocolate bar and revel in a relaxing snap, crackle, and pop, thanks to our Fruity Cereal Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar. Like our other chocolate bars, this one can divvy up into a variety of doses, from micro to macro to heroic. So, they’re easy to share—or keep all to yourself.
Magic Mushroom Vape Pens
Yes, edibles are fun, but they take some time to get to the magical, merry holiday vibes. To get the fun faster, give your friends the gift of magic mushroom vape pens, made with the same potent ’n’ powerful blend of mushroom extracts!
Blue Jello Magic Mushroom Vape Pen ($54.99)
Funkify the festive vibes by scooping this Blue Jello Magic Mushroom Vape Pen! Made with two grams of magic mushroom vape juice, this pen is perfect for microdosing a li’l bit of merriness during the holiday season.
Apple Tart Magic Mushroom Vape Pen ($54.99)
Or, opt for a delicious cinnamon-apple flavor with our Apple Tart Magic Mushroom Vape Pen. Like our other magic mushroom vape pens, this one offers a little boost of effects perfect for those who want a milder ride through the holiday hoopla.
Magic Mushroom Syrups
Gear up for a truly one-of-a-kind experience brought to you by magic mushroom syrups! Made with delicious, out-of-this-world flavors, these syrups help you mix a fun, festive, buzzed beverage perfect for any holiday party, event, or kick-back.
Galaxy Grape Magic Mushroom Syrup ($49.99)
Get the party flowin’ with our Galaxy Grape Magic Mushroom Syrup! This syrup steers the vibes with chill waves of mind-bending bliss, powered by the same mushroom extracts found in all our magic mushroom products.
Marvelous Mushroom Madness!
Trade in the holiday madness for some delicious mushroom madness, courtesy of our magic mushroom goodies! Now, you’ve got a ton of wonderful ideas to spoil everyone in your life (and even yourself!). So, get out there, grab the wrapping paper, and float through the holiday madness with a little extra yuletide cheer.
Safe travels, TRĒ Huggers!